CoFL, the Oregon Symphony Knows of Your Plight

Kinja'd!!! "Future Heap Owner" (aperiodic)
02/06/2019 at 12:07 • Filed to: The buyer’s remorse heard round the world

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Future Heap Owner
02/06/2019 at 12:30

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I’ve been wondering how he can make his KIA more fun?

ECU tune

Summer tires

Silly wrap

Amanti or Genisis coupe front seat swap


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > punkgoose17
02/06/2019 at 12:34

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Ooh, silly wrap. Nothing says “I am a competent & professional insurance adjuster” like a SpongeB ob Squarepants wrap.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Future Heap Owner
02/06/2019 at 12:43

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Meh, being “professional” is bullshit. My secret fantasy is to mentally throw people off by rolling up in really strange vehicles.

I’d kill for a low rider, Polaris slingshot, caged Nissan  M icracup or something.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > punkgoose17
02/06/2019 at 12:44

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Given that my main goal is to not spend any money on this car other than keeping it very clean and well maintained, I would guess “nothing” is the answer.

Put money into the truck and ST so that I can park the Forte friday afternoon and have fun all weekend.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Future Heap Owner
02/06/2019 at 13:23

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Do you think their staff knows whether he has a bass model?


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Chariotoflove
02/06/2019 at 13:31

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Nice 2-for-1


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Future Heap Owner
02/06/2019 at 15:18

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Thank you.